Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Pick-up Lines

A three hour lecture on the code of conduct is BORING. But funny pick-up lines aren't.

#1 (from Josh)
Boy: Do you want a raisin?
Girl: No
Boy: Then how about a date?

#2 (from Michael's phone)
Boy: Can I follow you home?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

#3 (also from Michael's phone)
Boy: You've got nice legs. What time do they open?
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2 comments:

  1. UnknownMarch 25, 2010 at 12:53 AM

    seen number 3 and its vulgar, number 2 is vaguely alright, #1 is lame =P

    Btw, not pickup lines directed to you right?? XD

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  2. Little Miss YellowMarch 25, 2010 at 11:06 PM

    of course not!

    and you suck! #1 is awesome, and #3 is just so shocking that I had to include it.

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