Worst six hours ever

So this is a recap of what happened between the hours of 2:30am to 8:30am on Friday morning. I swear it was my unluckiest six hours EVER.

2:30am:

- Log off MSN and turn off computer

- Attempts to set timer on heater so that I'll wake up in a warm room. Find out heater won't turn on

- Wanted to text someone about my pain - can't find phone

2:35am:

- Stressing about phone

- Turns computer back on to log back onto MSN to ask Michael to prank my phone - no response [I hate King St internet.. and I don't even live there!]

2:40am:

- Suddenly recalls that I should have renewed histopathology textbook

- Log onto MyAccount and see that it was due on Wednesday - i.e. needs to be returned before library opened at 8:30am or else I'd get fined

- Panicking about phone

2:45am:

- Finds phone - yay!

2:50am:

- Sets alarm for 7:30am

- Sleep!

7:30am:

- Alarm rings

- Freezing in bed

7:45am:

- Get up

- Freeze freeze

8:00-20am:

- Jog to library

8:20am:

- Library is open. (*#$)*#@(!

- Returns library book

8:30am:

- Log onto MyAccount

- 1x block

- 1x $5 fine

FML

It's times like these that I wish I was home...